愚人笑话|Lottery Winner

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery^{1. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 million.
The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!}